Pilot fakes passing out and scares the bejeezus out of the passenger.

Looking at a billboard for Hennessy Black. Isn’t that redundant?

Looking at a billboard for Hennessy Black. Isn’t that redundant?

The Tampa Improv has decided my show is worth seven dollars.

The Tampa Improv has decided my show is worth seven dollars.

If this casting call isn’t an indication that everything you’ve ever  seen on TV is fake, you’re living a lie.

If this casting call isn’t an indication that everything you’ve ever seen on TV is fake, you’re living a lie.

"I’m from Joplin, MO. It’s like the meth capital of the world. Our area code is 417 and that’s, like, the police code for meth. But it’s very cosmopolitan."
— Some fat girl at the film shoot I’m on
I don’t know where to start.

I don’t know where to start.

Moshe Kasher: (@MosheKasher)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Chelsea Lately


Adam Hammer: (@AdamHammer)
Tours the country w/ Jo Koy, Improv Regular, Performed for the troops in Afghanistan

Patrick Melton: (@Pmelt)
Sirius XM Radio, Jameson Comedy Tour, Nobody Likes Onions Podcast

Jarrod…

I’m on this hullabaloo tonight.

I saw this place near my house and got excited, but then I realized it was a pet store and not a buffalo wing restaurant.

I saw this place near my house and got excited, but then I realized it was a pet store and not a buffalo wing restaurant.

This is all I can show you of the set of a show I just attended a taping of. I can’t even say the name. I don’t want to get in trouble. Just know that I’m very fancy.

This is all I can show you of the set of a show I just attended a taping of. I can’t even say the name. I don’t want to get in trouble. Just know that I’m very fancy.

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