"We never did it up in the ass, so I know."
— Precious’ mom, when Precious asked her how she knows she doesn’t have the AIDS virus.
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I'm a comedian living in Los Angeles, CA. I like to make people laugh and write things. I can make you laugh or write things for you. Go ahead and try me.
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Sometimes these things just write themselves.
Jimmy Kimmel rocks it.
I have interesting conversations.
Computers is smart.
"It’s a hilarious indie film in the style of The Hangover and Wild Hogs…"
— Some douche telling me about his movie
Either someone really bored, or the weirdest, most pointless spam ever.
Is anyone else as excited about LA BANDA as me?
Hey, Apple stock: you’re going the wrong way.
David Letterman is brilliant. He is still the most funny late night host, in my opinion. I like Conan, and never really got Leno, but Letterman is just truly, naturally funny.
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