If you don’t hear from me in 20 minutes, call a medic.

If you don’t hear from me in 20 minutes, call a medic.

If you’re thinking about being a comedian, this is how you get started. Seriously.

What the shit, iTunes?

What the shit, iTunes?

I’m a comedian and I’m doing very well.

I’m a comedian and I’m doing very well.

Sometimes you have to be forceful when making a request.

Sometimes you have to be forceful when making a request.

I’m at a Cuban cafe that feels like a soup kitchen, only the white people are on the wrong side of the counter.

I’m at a Cuban cafe that feels like a soup kitchen, only the white people are on the wrong side of the counter.

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Come Undone - Duran Duran

This sketch artist looks like he is portraying the final seconds before a brutal rape.

This sketch artist looks like he is portraying the final seconds before a brutal rape.

I call bullshit.

I call bullshit.

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